The fruit that makes my juice
Hello my name is Jennifer and I'm an idea machine. For a long, long time I have been wandering around sharing my thoughts with just about anyone willing to listen (and by willing, I mean close enough to hear while I was talking out loud), usually preceded with something along the lines of 'please don't steal this or I will have to find and stab you'. You see, my ideas are very, very unique and I would just so super hate to turn on my tv at 3 AM and find an out-of-work former Miss America hawking one of my propriety inventions.
And then it dawned on me that everyone is here for a reason, and my reason is to make the world a better place by just giving this stuff away. Which, btw, was in no way, shape or form connected to the thought that came right before this one that was more along the lines of 'I will never ever have the time, money, skills, regulatory approval, ability to keep my day job and/or maintain my freedom or immigration status if I act on any of these ideas.' Besides, I am so NOT a scientist. I am an idea machine.
Not all the ideas shared here will be mine. The other member of my community has some ideas of her own and from time to time might make a guest appearance or two. (And by 'other' I mean an actual person living in a separate body in this time and space dimension who knows me in real life and has consented to receive login credentials to make posts here.)
Looking forward to crowdsourcing some of these bad boys and co-working with all y'all!
And then it dawned on me that everyone is here for a reason, and my reason is to make the world a better place by just giving this stuff away. Which, btw, was in no way, shape or form connected to the thought that came right before this one that was more along the lines of 'I will never ever have the time, money, skills, regulatory approval, ability to keep my day job and/or maintain my freedom or immigration status if I act on any of these ideas.' Besides, I am so NOT a scientist. I am an idea machine.
Not all the ideas shared here will be mine. The other member of my community has some ideas of her own and from time to time might make a guest appearance or two. (And by 'other' I mean an actual person living in a separate body in this time and space dimension who knows me in real life and has consented to receive login credentials to make posts here.)
Looking forward to crowdsourcing some of these bad boys and co-working with all y'all!
p.s. I welcome all email. Even from Nigerian diplomats who would like to know my pin number so they can deposit a zillion dollars in my bank account by way of ATM. Actually, especially.
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